Random Whimsical Words from your Asian Friend: Another Sleepless Night in the Suburbs~ Special Pig Edition

You guessed it! Another scatter-brained post for you. Seeing as how I'm going to become more busy in August, I decided to take the initiative to get over my daily insomnia. Unfortunately, things do not always go as planned. I've tried to go to sleep earlier and earlier but it's 4 am in the morning so this is definitely a doomed plan. A good point of insomnia is that it brings out my more "creative" side. It's the time when I usually write my English papers or my fictional (and oftentimes incomplete) stories. But back to the point, it's summertime and I don't have a reason to be staying up this late (other than avoiding the heat), but even that is not a good enough reason.

So my future attempts at curing this awful affliction shall include:

1)Listening to some good old fashioned classical music
Experiences with the method: Orchestra concerts performed by professionals knock me out in 15 minutes. It's not that they're boring, honest, but they just lull me to sleep. Every time:D

2) Running around the block to wear me out/ strenuous physical activities
Experience with the method: I get sweaty, it's disgusting to sleep when you are sweaty. Mosquito bites are really pleasing to have...... not. The stars are pretty, as is the moon. Fresh air is good when you need to relax and chill out. You think I'd be worried about getting attacked, but in my neighborhood if anything were to attack me it'd be the neighbor's miniature sized dog. Besides, if anyone tried to attack me I'd love to use the self defense I learned in gym class. I'm such a deluded teenager. Final factor, if too much strenuousness occurs....... I'll be sore.

3) Typing a blog
Experience with this method: Did it once; information on this method inconclusive.......... is it working right now?

4) Cleaning my room
Experience with this method: Same effects as physical activity, however, with this method I'll continue the activity due to the epiphany I have when I realize my room is covered in random stuff. I'm not being vague that's the narrowest category I can think of for what lies on my floor...... just wondering... *shivers*

5) Listing out a task list in my head/ logical mental problems (ie math, counting sheep)
Experience with this method: Absolute failure makes me worry about the day to come or the coming morning whatever.......although the sheep are cute, I prefer pigs though, more entertaining

From Arthur's clipart

6) OD on kid's Tylenol
Experience with this method: Just kidding, but I have accidently done this before because they changed the dosage size of the chewable ones. Let's just say it has the opposite effect......